canadian molotov cocktail
canadian molotov cocktail
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$30.00 CAD
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sometimes, polite diplomacy just doesn’t cut it.
this maple-fueled statement piece is for those who know that canadian pride isn’t all sorry's and tim's—sometimes, it’s burning hot rage in a bottle (of maple syrup, of course). featuring a molotov cocktail reimagined with the nation’s most sacred liquid, this design is a symbol of passive-aggressive rebellion, bureaucratic exhaustion, and the occasional urge to set things o̶n̶ ̶f̶i̶r̶e̶ right.
printed on soft, high-quality cotton, this tee is perfect for watching trade disputes unfold, side-eyeing policy changes, and casually reminding everyone that canada could go feral if we really wanted to.
🍁🔥 sweet like syrup, but burns like hell
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wash + care info 🧼
wash + care info 🧼
get the most life out of your kickass shirt by following these washing + care instructions 🙌
TL;DR: be gentle when washing + treat it right - it's already 🔥 + doesn't need much more heat!
machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent + similar colours.
use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. no fabric softener.
tumble dry on low, or hang dry for longest life.
cool iron inside out if necessary; do not iron design directly.
do not cry clean.
