corporate ghoul
corporate ghoul
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$26.00 CAD
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clock in, zone out, repeat.
another day, another soulless meeting that could’ve been an email. this tee is for the overworked, underpaid, and spiritually deceased—those who haunt the office kitchen waiting for the third coffee to kick in, who survive on spite and the false promise of "work-life balance."
printed on soft, high-quality cotton (black or white, because corporate misery comes in monochrome), this tee is perfect for doomscrolling through job listings, faking enthusiasm on zoom calls, or surviving another round of layoffs.
📊🎭 smile for HR. they’re watching.
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wash + care info 🧼
wash + care info 🧼
get the most life out of your kickass shirt by following these washing + care instructions 🙌
TL;DR: be gentle when washing + treat it right - it's already 🔥 + doesn't need much more heat!
machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent + similar colours.
use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. no fabric softener.
tumble dry on low, or hang dry for longest life.
cool iron inside out if necessary; do not iron design directly.
do not cry clean.
