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dying to retire
dying to retire
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dying to retire? you, me + every other millennial.
increase your chances at manifesting retirement in your 60s-70s (or ever) + channel forever summer vibes in this comfy, loose-fitting spooky t-shirt - in a range of colours for some colour therapy (or not).
size chart [metric 🌎]
size chart [metric 🌎]
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size chart [imperial 🇺🇸]
size chart [imperial 🇺🇸]
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wash + care info 🧼
wash + care info 🧼
get the most life out of your kickass shirt by following these washing + care instructions 🙌
TL;DR: be gentle when washing + treat it right - it's already 🔥 + doesn't need much more heat!
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machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent + similar colours.
use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. no fabric softener.
tumble dry on low, or hang dry for longest life.
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cool iron inside out if necessary; do not iron design directly.
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do not cry clean.
share with the homies 🧡
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![dying to retire t-shirt model in grey - gaslit apparel](http://getgaslit.com/cdn/shop/files/21.png?v=1685381680&width=1445)
![dying to retire t-shirt model in black - gaslit apparel](http://getgaslit.com/cdn/shop/files/17.png?v=1685381680&width=1445)
![dying to retire t-shirt model in teal - gaslit apparel](http://getgaslit.com/cdn/shop/files/20_7fd563ad-24cd-4325-bebc-85b7a8ab99f4.png?v=1685381680&width=1445)
![dying to retire t-shirt model in pink - gaslit apparel](http://getgaslit.com/cdn/shop/files/16.png?v=1685381680&width=1445)
![dying to retire t-shirt model in orange - gaslit apparel](http://getgaslit.com/cdn/shop/files/19.png?v=1685381680&width=1445)
![dying to retire t-shirt model in peach - gaslit apparel](http://getgaslit.com/cdn/shop/files/Untitleddesign_60.png?v=1685381680&width=1445)
![dying to retire t-shirt in white - gaslit apparel](http://getgaslit.com/cdn/shop/files/unisex-staple-t-shirt-ash-front-6473cc4dc0ba9.png?v=1705348549&width=1445)
![dying to retire t-shirt in grey - gaslit apparel](http://getgaslit.com/cdn/shop/files/unisex-staple-t-shirt-dark-grey-heather-front-6473cc4dc5fd3.png?v=1705348549&width=1445)
![dying to retire t-shirt in black - gaslit apparel](http://getgaslit.com/cdn/shop/files/unisex-staple-t-shirt-black-heather-front-6473cc4dc580c.png?v=1705348549&width=1445)
![dying to retire t-shirt in teal - gaslit apparel](http://getgaslit.com/cdn/shop/files/unisex-staple-t-shirt-heather-deep-teal-front-6473cc4dc6cb2.png?v=1705348549&width=1445)
![dying to retire t-shirt in pink - gaslit apparel](http://getgaslit.com/cdn/shop/files/unisex-staple-t-shirt-heather-prism-lilac-front-6473cc4dc9273.png?v=1705348549&width=1445)
![dying to retire t-shirt in orange - gaslit apparel](http://getgaslit.com/cdn/shop/files/unisex-staple-t-shirt-heather-orange-front-6473cc4dc7f5a.png?v=1705348549&width=1445)
![dying to retire t-shirt model in peach - gaslit apparel](http://getgaslit.com/cdn/shop/files/unisex-staple-t-shirt-heather-prism-peach-front-6473cc4dca1db.png?v=1705348549&width=1445)
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J.B. Hilarious design, love the shirt so much!
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S.C. My new favourite shirt! It's so comfy and the design is perfect!
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A.S. The most relatable design, and high quality to boot. Everybody loves it! Honestly a mood.