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dying to retire

dying to retire

regular price $25.00 USD
regular price sale price $25.00 USD
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dying to retire? you, me +  every other millennial.

increase your chances at manifesting retirement in your 60s-70s (or ever) + channel forever summer vibes in this comfy, loose-fitting spooky t-shirt - in a range of colours for some colour therapy (or not). 

 

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wash + care info 🧼

get the most life out of your kickass shirt by following these washing + care instructions 🙌 

TL;DR: be gentle when washing + treat it right - it's already 🔥 + doesn't need much more heat!



machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergentsimilar colours.
use non-chlorine bleachonly when necessaryno fabric softener.
tumble dry on low, or hang dry for longest life.

cool iron inside out
if necessary; do not iron design directly.
  

do not cry clean
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J
J.B.

Hilarious design, love the shirt so much!

S
S.C.

My new favourite shirt! It's so comfy and the design is perfect!

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A.S.
DYING TO RETIRE

The most relatable design, and high quality to boot. Everybody loves it! Honestly a mood.