dying to retire
dying to retire
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$30.00 CAD
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retirement? in this economy?
if you’re barely surviving the grind, but still holding onto the dream of financial freedom (like this poor skeleton clinging to his flamingo floatie), we see you. manifest early retirement—or any retirement at all—while you try not to work yourself into the grave in this shirt.
printed on soft, high-quality cotton, this is your perfect monday tee. choose your favourite colour—cause let’s be real, you can’t afford to retire or a second shirt.
💀 dying to retire? you, me, and every other millennial.
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wash + care info 🧼
wash + care info 🧼
get the most life out of your kickass shirt by following these washing + care instructions 🙌
TL;DR: be gentle when washing + treat it right - it's already 🔥 + doesn't need much more heat!
machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent + similar colours.
use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. no fabric softener.
tumble dry on low, or hang dry for longest life.
cool iron inside out if necessary; do not iron design directly.
do not cry clean.
