ev(i)an
ev(i)an
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$30.00 CAD
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evan, please, if you’re reading this—pick up the phone.
this shirt is a tribute to every emotionally unavailable man (and woman), every left-on-read, every “haha sorry i’m bad at texting” excuse you’ve ever endured. you’re thirsty, literally and figuratively, and you’re not afraid to admit it anymore.
printed on soft, high-quality cotton, this tee is perfect for dramatic 3 a.m. texts, romanticizing bad decisions, and posting selfies with cryptic instagram captions—just in case he still stalks your stories.
(or if you just really like bottled water and misread the shirt.)
💦 hydrated? no. desperate? maybe. thirsty? always.
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wash + care info 🧼
wash + care info 🧼
get the most life out of your kickass shirt by following these washing + care instructions 🙌
TL;DR: be gentle when washing + treat it right - it's already 🔥 + doesn't need much more heat!
machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent + similar colours.
use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. no fabric softener.
tumble dry on low, or hang dry for longest life.
cool iron inside out if necessary; do not iron design directly.
do not cry clean.
