existential dread
existential dread
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$30.00 CAD
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life might be meaningless, but at least you have a cool shirt.
this one is for the overthinkers, the doomscrollers, and anyone who’s in some form of existential crisis. featuring a skeletal husk contemplating the void (but space flavoured), this design captures that perfect mix of cosmic insignificance and “eh, fuck it.”
printed on soft, high-quality cotton, it’s perfect for spiralling at 2 a.m., making peace with your inevitable demise, or stress-snacking while pretending that everything’s fine.
💀 nothing matters, so you might as well look good.
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wash + care info 🧼
wash + care info 🧼
get the most life out of your kickass shirt by following these washing + care instructions 🙌
TL;DR: be gentle when washing + treat it right - it's already 🔥 + doesn't need much more heat!
machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent + similar colours.
use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. no fabric softener.
tumble dry on low, or hang dry for longest life.
cool iron inside out if necessary; do not iron design directly.
do not cry clean.
