i hope this email finds you in hell
i hope this email finds you in hell
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this email finds you in hell—because that’s where we all are.
are you sick of sending “per my last email” for the 4th time today? have you perfected the art of nodding in meetings while disassociating? whether you're WFH or RTW, this shirt is for you. featuring a skeletal employee doomed to an inbox that will never be zero, this design is peak existential crisis—with a dash of professional courtesy.
printed on soft, high-quality cotton, it’s perfect for back-to-back meetings that should have been emails, drafting your two weeks’ notice for the 17th time, and realizing your PTO request was marked “pending” for the third time.
📩🔥 “best regards, fuck this.”
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wash + care info 🧼
wash + care info 🧼
get the most life out of your kickass shirt by following these washing + care instructions 🙌
TL;DR: be gentle when washing + treat it right - it's already 🔥 + doesn't need much more heat!
machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent + similar colours.
use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. no fabric softener.
tumble dry on low, or hang dry for longest life.
cool iron inside out if necessary; do not iron design directly.
do not cry clean.
