i've mcfuckin' had it
i've mcfuckin' had it
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welcome to your last straw. would you like fries with that?
this tee is for the corporate captives barely holding it together, the exhausted desk jockeys one passive-aggressive email away from losing it and the WFH employees who checked out mentally in 2019. featuring a strangely familiar office clown drowning in existential flames, this design perfectly captures the moment you realize your “career path” is actually just a dead end.
printed on soft, high-quality cotton, it’s perfect for fake-smiling through customer interactions, retyping “per my last email” for the 7th time, and debating whether to quit—or just set the whole place on fire.
🍔🔥 i’m lov—actually, no. i’m not.
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wash + care info 🧼
wash + care info 🧼
get the most life out of your kickass shirt by following these washing + care instructions 🙌
TL;DR: be gentle when washing + treat it right - it's already 🔥 + doesn't need much more heat!
machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent + similar colours.
use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. no fabric softener.
tumble dry on low, or hang dry for longest life.
cool iron inside out if necessary; do not iron design directly.
do not cry clean.
