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there are no girls on the internet

there are no girls on the internet

$26.00 CAD
$26.00 CAD
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girl? never heard of her.

women, welcome to the internet: where no one believes you exist unless proven otherwise—like a reverse bigfoot, but with boobs. this shirt is for the digital cryptids, the "females" (and the ones that love and/or fear them); the ones lurking in forums, dodging unsolicited dms, and wielding a suspicious amount of "bro" energy. 

printed on soft, high-quality cotton (black or white, because 'clean girl aesthetic' or something), this tee is perfect for late-night doomscrolling, gaslighting online tech bros into oblivion and being a girl online—whether truth or lie. 

🖥️👩‍💻 online? yes. real? debatable.
get the most life out of your kickass shirt by following these washing + care instructions 🙌 

TL;DR: be gentle when washing + treat it right - it's already 🔥 + doesn't need much more heat!



machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent + similar colours.
use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. no fabric softener.
tumble dry on low, or hang dry for longest life.

cool iron inside out if necessary; do not iron design directly.
  

do not cry clean.
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