the horrors persist
the horrors persist
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$30.00 CAD
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☠️ the horrors persist, but so do you. barely.
life is a relentless fever dream, and yet—you're still here, still powering through like an unhinged little gremlin. this shirt is for the ones who wake up every day and choose chaos, survival, and just enough unhinged energy to keep going.
printed on soft, high-quality cotton, this shirt featuring a three-eyed possum r̶a̶d̶i̶a̶t̶e̶d̶ radiating resiliency and perseverance. it's perfect for disassociating at work, making unblinking eye contact with the abyss or just existing out of spite.
printed on soft, high-quality cotton, perfect for panic attacks, petty revenge, and laughing through the pain.
🗑️🦝 keep screaming, bestie.
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wash + care info 🧼
wash + care info 🧼
get the most life out of your kickass shirt by following these washing + care instructions 🙌
TL;DR: be gentle when washing + treat it right - it's already 🔥 + doesn't need much more heat!
machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent + similar colours.
use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. no fabric softener.
tumble dry on low, or hang dry for longest life.
cool iron inside out if necessary; do not iron design directly.
do not cry clean.
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