unhappy meal
unhappy meal
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$30.00 CAD
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would you like crippling anxiety with that?
this tragically relatable tee is for those who know that life doesn’t come with a toy—just a side of existential dread. inspired by a certain golden-arched institution, this design captures that perfect mix of childhood nostalgia and adulthood disappointment.
printed on soft, high-quality cotton, this shirt is perfect for crying in your car, questioning your life choices in a drive-thru, or ordering an ungodly amount of fries just to feel something.
🍟 “i’m not lovin’ it, but here we are.”
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wash + care info 🧼
wash + care info 🧼
get the most life out of your kickass shirt by following these washing + care instructions 🙌
TL;DR: be gentle when washing + treat it right - it's already 🔥 + doesn't need much more heat!
machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent + similar colours.
use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. no fabric softener.
tumble dry on low, or hang dry for longest life.
cool iron inside out if necessary; do not iron design directly.
do not cry clean.
