un(intel)ligent
un(intel)ligent
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$30.00 CAD
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brain.exe has stopped working.
this is for those running on low bandwidth, zero updates, and a barely functioning operating system. featuring a very familiar logo with a self-deprecating twist, this design perfectly captures the feeling of staring at a screen for hours, forgetting why you walked into a room, or saying "you too" when the waiter tells you to enjoy your meal.
printed on soft, high-quality cotton, it’s perfect for crashing mid-conversation, buffering through social interactions, or jus generally experiencing unexpected (brain) shutdowns.
💾 because some of us were not built for peak performance.
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wash + care info 🧼
wash + care info 🧼
get the most life out of your kickass shirt by following these washing + care instructions 🙌
TL;DR: be gentle when washing + treat it right - it's already 🔥 + doesn't need much more heat!
machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent + similar colours.
use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. no fabric softener.
tumble dry on low, or hang dry for longest life.
cool iron inside out if necessary; do not iron design directly.
do not cry clean.
