we'll build our own dam wall
we'll build our own dam wall
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fuck this, we'll build our own dam wall.
this isn’t just a shirt, it’s a battle cry for every fed up canadian—with borders, with czars, with the daily tariff threat. you want security? fine: try breaking through a beaver-engineered fortress. strong, resourceful, and aggressively territorial—just like us.
printed on soft, high-quality cotton, this tee is perfect for channeling slightly-more-aggressive-than-passive energy and being like the beaver: strong, resourceful, and aggressively territorial (just like us).
🦫 oh canada, we love our beaver.
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wash + care info 🧼
wash + care info 🧼
get the most life out of your kickass shirt by following these washing + care instructions 🙌
TL;DR: be gentle when washing + treat it right - it's already 🔥 + doesn't need much more heat!
machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent + similar colours.
use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. no fabric softener.
tumble dry on low, or hang dry for longest life.
cool iron inside out if necessary; do not iron design directly.
do not cry clean.
